Pondering Gnostic Initiation

Note from Management to All Summer Interns

Enter the Exciting Career World of Lubrication on the Ground Floor

Donating Ectoplasm is Easy and Painless

Joan Crawford's Last Words: "Don't You Dare Ask God to Help Me."

Will Take Requests

Must Make Quite a Mess--in an Abstract Way

The Elixir of Youth Aged Quickly on Her Tongue

Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma My Corona

Seven Pretty Maids All in a Row

Gettin Down with Her Bad Self

Back from the War, Billy Limited His Social Interactions to Creatures in Cages

Culture Jamming

East Village Elevator Ghosts

Queen of the Curve Ball

When He's Paying, Eat However Much You Think You're Worth

The Steps between Sunshine and Sausage? Let's Just Say There Are a Few.

We All Scream for Ice Cream

The Solution

The Problem

Do Not Take This Medication While Talking with Rabbits or Levitating Flowers

Whoso Driveth Away This Car Is by Right of Girth King of Autoland

At the End of His Vision Quest

"I Said, Don't Let Anyone Tell You You're Not Special. Isn't That Enough, or Do I Have to Change into a Panther or Something?"

I Was Right! I Am Completely Nuts!

Note to Self: Read It Before You Wrap Fish in It.

What's This All About, Sally? And Why Are Your Eyes Glowing Like That?

Shop with Us. We Like Your Style, Mister.

Vaudevillian Economics

Hail Tobacco Victorious and Ever Glorious

Chewing Gum Goes to War

Looking for Lunch Hour Excitement? Come in Camo to Rick's Club Apocalypto

Special Sale on All Sizes of Home Garden Statuary

Learning to Use the Ejector Seat

Looking for a Way to Have You Evicted

If Thoughts Are Things, Your Head Is About to Explode

You Get This One. Next in Line.

Martha Graham's "Laundry Daydream Suite for the Common Woman," Music by Aaron Copland

The Many Blessings of Miniaturizing Radiation

This Is Your Mattress. This Is Your Mattress on Drugs.

The Last Man Who Called Me "Miss Icebox" Wound Up in the Meat Compartment

In a Little Hot Water, Are We? Just Wait Until We Meet Again. I'll Be Right Down This Hole.

At This Moment, Remote Viewers Are Laughing at the Contents of Your Lingerie Drawer

Mini Black Holes Enter the Realm of This Year's Fashion Accessories

A Warning from Your Public Utilities Monopoly

Trust in State Security from Cradle to Grave

A Message to All Young Dudes and Dudettes

"Howdy. I fight the effects on my lungs of the raw air of the open range by smoking cigarettes like a runaway locomotive. Shouldn't you?"

Ouch, My Back. Maybe I Should Go Back to Wearing My Trousers All the Way Up Under My Armpits.

If I Held You Any Closer, I'd Be Behind You

Salome: Me Also, So Lame

Nitrous Oxide Dispensers Can Be Customized for Any Workspace