Creating a Warp in the Spacetime Continuum, He Sends All His Overdue Bills into the Far Future

The Upstairs Maid Wondered If She'd Stumbled upon a Universal Law of Physics

The Picture of Doria Gray

Some Racket You've Got There

Product Recall Announcement: Lady Liberty

Product Description: Golem
Prototype Developed: A. D. 1517
Issued to the Public: The Enlightenment
Previous Recall History: At the Births of the Materialist, Romantic, Revolutionary, Modernist and Postmodernist Movements (Ad Hoc Modifications Attempted)
Problem Noted: When Operating at Full Power, Has an Intractable Tendency to Eat Her Own Children

Hey Mom, I Found This Succubus in the Alley. Can I Keep It, Please? I'll Feed Her Myself, I Promise.