The Family Escutcheon Has Neither Stain, Nor Blot, Nor Blemish. But It Does Have Our Motto, "Complexion Is Destiny."

Bob Continues with His Tests

No, Bob, there's absolutely nothing to worry about. This is just like shining a light on you. Light isn't material, so it can't hurt your body, can it? That's what us scientists would call "action at a distance," and we don't believe in that anymore, do we, Bill?

Watch When I Stick My Tongue Out at You

So ... We Saw Your Husband This Morning on the Way to Work by the Side of the Road Holding a Sign That Said, "Will Delete Email for Food" ...

Bob Begins His Court Ordered Tests

Good Heavens, No. There are no "right" or "wrong" answers here, Bob. Don't worry about that. Set aside your outmoded metaphysics. We're scientists here. ... There are only answers that result in varying degrees of pain for you and your family.