Plums from Heaven Often Become Prunes on Earth

No, See, You Use This Thing Called a "Condominium."

T-Shirt Logo for the Junior Objectivists Pep Band

The Deacons at the Megachurch Form a Tag Team for the Worship and Praise Service

Supersize It

Toss? Keep? What Say Ye?

The Court, acting in loco parentis, establishes a new protocol for obstetric hospitals in order to maximize Choice, founded upon the irrefragable Sweet Mystery of Life.

Dramatic Newsreel Footage of Our Brave Arctic Expedition Battling a Snowstorm

Before the Coin Toss at the Straws vs. Felts Game

Winner by Default in the Nose Billiards Competition

Stay Out of My Way, George, or I'll Give You a New Handicap

Plus Ca Change ...

Achieved Cosmic Consciousness at the Hairdressers

Let's Pop Upstairs and Work Our Cores ... or Corps ... or Corpuses ... or Corpses ... or Whatever

Tired of Jogging?

Not What You Think

Deepest Ecology