... Air We Bought with Our Rationing Cards?

Quintus

Quartus

Tertius

Secundus

Primus

The Call Comes in to Undocumented Aliens 'R Us Headquarters

Enjoy It, Son--This'll Burn the Hair Off the Bottom of Your Feet

The Doctrine of Original Sin, Simply Illustrated, Brought to You as a Public Service.

Trample Underfoot Whatever Might Hinder You

Don't You Know Any Jokes That Don't Begin, "Abraham and Moses Were Playing Golf ..."?

Philanthropists Accosted by Actual Human Beings

Wachet auf, ruft uns die Stimme

In Training for the Greased Inmate Competition

During the Night They Stole the Clothes of Every Guest and Dumped Them in the Pool

One More Vinyl Siding Salesman Is at the Door

Lazarus and Dives

Trolling for Bottom Feeders

Harnessing Potential Customers' Free-Floating Guilt: Exhibit H

Harnessing Potential Customers' Free-Floating Guilt: Exhibit G

Harnessing Potential Customers' Free-Floating Guilt: Exhibit F

Harnessing Potential Customers' Free-Floating Guilt: Exhibit E

Harnessing Potential Customers' Free-Floating Guilt: Exhibit D

Harnessing Potential Customers' Free-Floating Guilt: Exhibit C

Harnessing Potential Customers' Free-Floating Guilt: Exhibit B

Harnessing Potential Customers' Free-Floating Guilt: Exhibit A

From the Hit Indie Album, "A Musical Journey through the Alimentary Canal"

A Brief Summary of the Doctrine of Karma, Brought to You as a Public Service.

No, I Said "the Seat of the Soul," not "the Sole of the Feet."

Table Setting Fashions for the Perfectly Post-Freudian Hostess

Bartender Olympics Event: Beer Foam Form Blowing

Market for Coffeeshops Is Finally Flooded

Important: Begin at Either End.

No Need for a Little Thing Like a Shipwreck to Soil Your Clothes

One Less Thing He Has to Worry About.

Now, perhaps, he can remember to put on his trousers before his shoes.

Fred Astaire Heads Out to Mow the Lawn