Monday, April 16, 2007

We'll Have Rules! Lots of Rules!

I Have No Response to That.

Sotto Voce


"When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay."

Callow Youth


I said, "Where the Bee Sucks," Sally, "There Suck I."

Sisters Who Don't Mind a Reasonable Amount of Trouble

Anyone Else Want to Negotiate?

This Is This. This Is Not Something Else. This Is This.

You Don't Eat Things with Names!

Are You In or Out?

Comrades, the Time Has Come to Act!

This Is Important. This Means Something.

That's Silly, Honey. People Just Don't Get Smaller.

Tomorrow Is a Drag, Pops! The Future Is a Flake!

What's a Spanking? Will I Like It?

What If It Fades? What If It Chips? What If It Rains?

Keep Looking at Me. It Helps to Keep My Soul from Flying Off.

We Shall Now Have Tea and Speak of Absurdities

Monsters, John. Monsters from the Id.

If It Wasn't for My Companion, I Think I'd Be Having the Time of My Life

If I Could Talk to the Animals

With Enough Courage, a Small Enough Brain, and Some Spare Change, You Can Do Without a Reputation

I Am So Happy It Frightens Me

I Was Only Trying to Guess Your Weight

Let Joy Be Unconfined!

I'll Say This, Colonel. They Look Pretty. But Can They Fight?

Psychologically, I'm Very Confused, But Personally, I Feel Just Wonderful.

See Them Down There, Coiling and Wriggling, Sticking Their Pretty Tongues Out?

To Love Oneself Is the Beginning of a Long Romance

I Feel Elegant But I Can't Breathe

I Forgot My Mantra

Make the Best of What We Offer You and You Will Suffer Less Than What You Deserve.

First Prize Is a New Car. Second Prize, a Set of Steak Knives. Third Prize Is, You're Fired.

I Do Not Know How to Kiss, or I Would Kiss You. Where Do the Noses Go?

Remember


Your're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than than she ever did.

It's Great to Eat Under an Open Sky, Even If It Is Radioactive